Posts by stan livedeath

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Blonde Jokes

by Bangalore in

blonde jokes.. two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy.

the joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "i think we're in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?

" this lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, "i've got an idea.

stan livedeath

I heard the last joke before..oh..you told it twice.

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The effect Crisis of Conscience has...

by pleaseresearch in

would love to read this book one day and give it to my mum and brother who are both in the organisation.. so many people i see on videos claim that this book was the nail in the coffin.

but do you know anyone where it had no effect on them?.

stan livedeath

i can only suggest starting half way through it. the first half is boring with loads of cut and paste excerpts from watchtowers. uggh. after that--i couldnt put it down.

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What Is Your Opinion Of Melania Trump?

by minimus in

jw
friends

i think she’s very intelligent and dignified.

plus, in my humble opinion, i rate her as the most attractive first lady ever..

Those awkward magazines

by Addison0998 in

i’m sure we all remember those really weird, awkward magazines we were expected to place in service.

and it was before we are had the website or the thing on the back to fall back on.

imagine being a 12 year old girl, and having to place magazines on god’s view of pornography, sex, homosexuality.

stan livedeath

i think the sex articles in the rags were the only ones i ever read.

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Question regarding WT policy of divorce in the Philippines

by joe134cd in

i was told the other day by a philippino work colleague, that to obtain a legal divorce in the philippines is so drawn out and expensive, that it can put it beyond the reach of most people.

most don’t even bother getting one.

so my question is what is the situation with jw who are in reality separated /divorced but in practical terms can’t legally finalise it..

stan livedeath

i am surprised at the previous post. the law in that country would prevent a divorce--therefore no subsequent marriage, yet the watchtower cooks up its own way out of the problem.

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Question regarding WT policy of divorce in the Philippines

by joe134cd in

i was told the other day by a philippino work colleague, that to obtain a legal divorce in the philippines is so drawn out and expensive, that it can put it beyond the reach of most people.

most don’t even bother getting one.

so my question is what is the situation with jw who are in reality separated /divorced but in practical terms can’t legally finalise it..

back in 2012 she was living in the UK--with a student visa. she was married to a filipino. she obtained a divorce here in the UK. so she was then single again anywhere in the world--except the Philippines.

in order to straighten that out--she applied for annulment in the Philippines--which to all intents and purposes is a divorce--the only difference being fat cat lawyers and greedy judges all get their snout in the trough. so it is only affordable to the wealthiest people. unless she can get a foreigner to come up with the cash.

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Belief in God

by jdash in

when did you guys start to doubt your faith in god?'.

what made you doubt your faith in god?.

thanks !.

stan livedeath

ive been atheist from birth.

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Plastic Surgery

by stan livedeath in

a sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her ******l lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.

out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.

stan livedeath

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her ******l lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!' The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.' 'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.'

'And what about the third rose ?'

'That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.'

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At least 2 of current Governing body are not honest about even their names.

by Not_Culty in

many don't know that at least 2 of current governing body are not honest about even their name.

mark sanderson is actually douglas mark sanderson.

stephen lett is mark stephen lett .

stan livedeath

The dubs used to say Jehovah God. ( Predictive text put in the capitals ). Like God is his surname.

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New releases at annual meeting??

by _Morpheus in

this has been mentioned in passing but it seems to deserve its own thread.. this year at the rc, no releases.

instead they wait to drop them at the annual meeting which isnt a even simulcast event.

what is their thinking?

stan livedeath

so --what constitutes a regional assembly ? what is a region--a country ?

i never went to an assembly after about 1970. back then it was circuit and district assemblies--and international conventions every few years.